The Problem With Cats
Written by Kevin McMahon
Performed by Lucky Pierre
Never again
Never ever, ?Virginia?
This is farewell
And I'm not gonna give you
The pleasure of the last kiss
If ever it will be with my fist

Don't try to hide behind your feline affection
To me you would say that I caused the infraction
You know that's not the way that I act
I never pushed you out of my lap

It seems such a futility to try to salvage this relationship
It started out on the wrong foot and it ended up on a trip
And there's no way to save that

You'd never guess my problems with cats