Honey Pie
Written by Kevin McMahon
Performed by Lucky Pierre
Honey
Honey
Why don't you get on that horse and ride
You made a fool out of me
And now you're gonna have to pay the price

Honey
Sincerely
Honey
Was a girl no cowboy had enjoyed
She made a fool out of me
And proceeded to employ my toys

Seven days ago at the Maverick show
I saw a girl conversing with my horse
She was a little boney
But pretty as a poney
And she looked like she could handle that horse
So I asked her to the dance
Introduced her to Lance
She saddled up without any force

Honey
Honey
Was a girl no cowboy had enjoyed
She made a fool out of me
And proceeded to employ the toys

Well it's easy to be like a mule
When you got a pretty ass like that
But I gotta know, Honey
Why you're stalling me from taking your path

Honey
Sincerely
Honey
Why don't you get on that horse and ride
You made a fool out of me
And now you're gonna have to pay the price
The price
The price